In [15]:
import goslate # Translates using google translate!
class Gibberish:
    """v2 -
    really should go to bed...
    """
    
    def __str__(self):
        return unicode(self).encode('utf-8')

    def __init__(self, sentence):
        self.sentence = sentence
        self.consonants = "bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxzBCDFGHJKLMNPQRSTVWXZ"
    
        self.languages = {'afrikaans':'af','arabic':'ar','armenian':'hy','belarusian':'be','bulgarian':'bg',
                          'catalan':'ca','chinese (simplified)':'zh-cn','chinese (traditional)':'zh-tw',
                          'croatian':'hr','czech':'cs','danish':'da','dutch':'nl','english':'en','esperanto':'eo',
                          'estonian':'et','filipino':'tl','finnish':'fi','french':'fr','german':'de','greek':'el',
                          'hebrew':'iw','hindi':'hi','hungarian':'hu','icelandic':'is','indonesian':'id',
                          'italian':'it','japanese':'ja','korean':'ko','latvian':'lv','lithuanian':'lt',
                          'norwegian':'no','persian':'fa','polish':'pl','portuguese':'pt','romanian':'ro',
                          'russian':'ru','serbian':'sr','slovak':'sk','slovenian':'sl','spanish':'es',
                          'swahili':'sw','swedish':'sv','thai':'th','turkish':'tr','ukrainian':'uk',
                          'vietnamese':'vi'}
        
        
    def gibberish(self):
        for x in self.consonants:
            if (x in self.sentence):
                self.sentence=self.sentence.replace(x, x+'o'+unicode(x).lower())    
    def degibberish(self):
        for x in self.consonants:
            if (x in self.sentence):
                self.sentence=self.sentence.replace(x+'o'+unicode(x).lower(), x)    
 
    def get_sentence(self):
        return self.sentence
    
    def translate(self, language=None):
        gs= goslate.Goslate()
        try:
            if(language is None):
                self.sentence = gs.translate(self.get_sentence(), self.languages['english'])
            else:
                self.sentence = gs.translate(self.get_sentence(), self.languages[language.lower()])
        except HTTPError:
            pass

In [16]:
SENTENCE = "I tried!"
gib = Gibberish(SENTENCE)
gib.translate("Swedish")
gib.gibberish()
GIBBERISH = gib.get_sentence()

In [17]:
print SENTENCE
print " became:\n"
print GIBBERISH


I tried!
 became:

Jojagog foförorsosökoktote!

In [18]:
#And test that translate back to normal works
gib.degibberish()
gib.translate("English")
deconverted = gib.get_sentence()

In [19]:
print "And was converted back to english as: \n"
print deconverted


And was converted back to english as: 

I tried!

Moving on to bigger and better things:

PRAW: Python Reddit API Wrapper.

  • Let's me access Reddit from Python and get submissions, comments, etc. while abiding to their terms of service and stuff.

In [7]:
import praw

In [8]:
reddit = praw.Reddit('Gibberish v.2')

A recent post... was quite interesting.

http://www.reddit.com/r/sweden/comments/301sqr/dodetot_%C3%A4ror_fof%C3%B6ror_lolitote/

People were posting things like:

VoVadod fofanon sosa dodu jojusostot omom momigog, dodinon lolilollola soslolynona ? DoDu bobehohövoveror vovetota atottot jojagog totogog exoxamomenon i totopoppopenon avov mominon koklolasossos i SoSärorsoskokiloldoda opoperoratotiononsosgogrorupoppopenon, ocochoh jojagog hoharor vovaroritot inonvovololvoveroradod i etottot foflolerortotalol hohemomloligoga rorädoderor momotot dodanonsoskokenon, ocochoh jojagog hoharor övoveror totrorehohunondodrora bobekokroräfoftotadode momorordod. JoJagog äror utotbobiloldodadod i gogororilollola kokrorigogfoförorinongog ocochoh jojagog äror dodenon bobäsostota poproricockoksoskokytottotenon i hohelola nonorordodenonsos voväpopnonadode sostotyrorkokoror. DoDu äror inongogetot foföror momigog utotanon bobarora etottot anonnonatot momålol. JoJagog kokomommomeror atottot totororkoka utot dodigog momedod poprorecocisosionon vovarorsos lolikoke aloldodrorigog totidodigogarore soskokådodatotsos popå dodenonnona jojorordod , momärorkok momino

I made this program because of that thread. Time to translate every comment Reddit can give me from it!


In [9]:
#Get the submission from above
submission = reddit.get_submission(submission_id='301sqr',comment_limit = None)

In [10]:
#Get more comments from submission
submission.replace_more_comments(limit=20, threshold=3)
forest_comments = submission.comments

In [11]:
#Flatten comments
flat_comments = praw.helpers.flatten_tree(forest_comments)

In [20]:
len(flat_comments)


Out[20]:
803

In [21]:
commentList = []
for comment in flat_comments:
    gib = Gibberish(comment.body)
    gib.degibberish()
    gib.translate("English")
    commentList.append([comment.body, gib.get_sentence()])


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
NameError                                 Traceback (most recent call last)
<ipython-input-21-c21eac25c51f> in <module>()
      3     gib = Gibberish(comment.body)
      4     gib.degibberish()
----> 5     gib.translate("English")
      6     commentList.append([comment.body, gib.get_sentence()])

<ipython-input-15-2d4a276c973e> in translate(self, language)
     43             else:
     44                 self.sentence = gs.translate(self.get_sentence(), self.languages[language.lower()])
---> 45         except HTTPError:
     46             pass
     47 

NameError: global name 'HTTPError' is not defined

In [22]:
len(commentList)


Out[22]:
134

In [23]:
#From http://nbviewer.ipython.org/gist/jdfreder/6734825  
#Render markdown in the notebook 

from IPython.nbconvert.utils.pandoc import pandoc
from IPython.display import HTML, Javascript, display

from IPython.nbconvert.filters import citation2latex, strip_files_prefix, \
                                     markdown2html, markdown2latex

def pandoc_render(markdown):
    """Render Pandoc Markdown->LaTeX content."""
    
    ## Convert the markdown directly to latex.  This is what nbconvert does.
    #latex = pandoc(markdown, "markdown", "latex")
    #html = pandoc(markdown, "markdown", "html", ["--mathjax"])
    
    # nbconvert template conversions
    html = strip_files_prefix(markdown2html(markdown))
    latex = markdown2latex(citation2latex(markdown))
    display(HTML(data="<div style='display: inline-block; width: 30%; vertical-align: top;'>" \
                 "<div style='background: #AAFFAA; width: 100%;'>NBConvert Latex Output</div>" \
                 "<pre class='prettyprint lang-tex' style='background: #EEFFEE; border: 1px solid #DDEEDD;'><xmp>" + latex + "</xmp></pre>"\
                 "</div>" \
                 "<div style='display: inline-block; width: 2%;'></div>" \
                 "<div style='display: inline-block; width: 30%; vertical-align: top;'>" \
                 "<div style='background: #FFAAAA; width: 100%;'>NBViewer Output</div>" \
                 "<div style='display: inline-block; width: 100%;'>" + html + "</div>" \
                 "</div>"))
    javascript = """
    $.getScript("https://google-code-prettify.googlecode.com/svn/loader/run_prettify.js");
"""
    display(Javascript(data=javascript))

def notebook_render(markdown):
    javascript = """
var mdcell = new IPython.MarkdownCell();
mdcell.create_element();
mdcell.set_text('""" + markdown.replace("\\", "\\\\").replace("'", "\'").replace("\n", "\\n") + """');
mdcell.render();
$(element).append(mdcell.element)
.removeClass()
.css('left', '66%')
.css('position', 'absolute')
.css('width', '30%')
mdcell.element.prepend(
    $('<div />')
    .removeClass()
    .css('background', '#AAAAFF')
    .css('width', '100 %')
    .html('Notebook Output')

);
container.show()
"""
    display(Javascript(data=javascript))

    
def pandoc_html_render(markdown):
    """Render Pandoc Markdown->LaTeX content."""
    
    # Convert the markdown directly to latex.  This is what nbconvert does.
    latex = pandoc(markdown, "markdown", "latex")
    
    # Convert the pandoc generated latex to HTML so it can be rendered in 
    # the web browser.
    html = pandoc(latex, "latex", "html", ["--mathjax"])
    display(HTML("<div style='display: inline-block; width: 40%;'>" + html + "</div>"))
    return html
    
def compare_render(markdown):
    notebook_render(markdown)
    pandoc_render(markdown)

In [25]:
for (x, y) in commentList:
    s=''
    s+= '###Original comment: \n'
    s+= '>' + x + '  \n'
    s+='\n##Translated: \n'
    s+= ' >' + y
    s+= '\n'
    pandoc_html_render(s)


Original comment:

Alollola momåsostote nonatoturorloligogtotvovisos soskokrorivova popå rorövovarorsospoproråkoketot! Anonnonarorsos bobloliror momanon nonedodrorösostotadod änondoda nonedod i Hohelolvovetotesosgogapopetot!

Translated:

All, of course, writing on Rövarspråket! Otherwise it will be voted down, way down in the Hellmouth!

Original comment:

Guys your language is insane.

Translated:

Guys your language is insane.

Original comment:

Right? Why am I reading this far?

Translated:

Right? Why am I reading this far?

Original comment:

I can’t even read this. I’m just scrolling this far. It’s as if they only have about 10 characters in their whole alphabet.

Translated:

I can’t even read this. I’m just scrolling this far. It’s as if they only have about 10 characters in their whole alphabet.

Original comment:

Its quite interesting, though. I feel like I’m watching aliens communicate.

Translated:

Its quite interesting, though. I feel like I’m watching aliens communicate.

Original comment:

You’ve got it now, right? I learned the language just scrolling through.

Translated:

You’ve got it now, right? I learned the language just scrolling through.

Original comment:

Vovadod poproratotaror noni foföror momånonsospoproråkok??

Translated:

What are you talking to månspråk ??

Original comment:

Nonu hoharor jojagog totapoppopatot inontotroresossosetot.

Translated:

Now I have lost interest.

Original comment:

Jojagog koknonäcockoktot dodinona jojävovlola kokodod totikokaror!

Translated:

I cracked the code of your fucking bitches!

Original comment:

I so want the audio of this.

Translated:

I so want the audio of this.

Original comment:

It looks like someone is randomly typing letters as fast as he can, hitting the space bar every once in a while, and hitting the shit out of the ‘o’ key.

Translated:

It looks like someone is randomly typing letters as fast as he can, hitting the space bar every once in a while, and hitting the shit out of the ‘o’ key.

Original comment:

This thread is hilarious. Its late, and I’m in legitimate tears. This whole thing is ridiculously funny.

Translated:

This thread is hilarious. Its late, and I’m in legitimate tears. This whole thing is ridiculously funny.

Original comment:

Welcome to Finland, we are able to fuck shit up even worse with our language.

Translated:

Welcome to Finland, we are able to fuck shit up even worse with our language.

Original comment:

“and the wild english comment passes through, lets see what happens”

Translated:

“and the wild english comment passes through, lets see what happens”

Original comment:

Kokilollolenon hoharor joju enon popoänongog.

Translated:

The guy do have a point.

Original comment:

Me right now

Translated:

Me right now

Original comment:

hella o’s

Translated:

hella o’s

Original comment:

Single-letter frequency of this comment thread:

  • o: 21940

  • r: 10589

  • e: 9328

  • t: 8203

  • a: 7513

  • n: 7254

  • s: 6395

  • l: 5948

  • i: 5382

  • p: 5119

  • g: 4845

  • d: 4037

  • v: 3249

  • k: 3177

  • m: 3098

  • h: 2853

  • u: 2171

  • y: 1443

  • b: 1341

  • f: 1198

  • c: 1179

  • j: 884

  • w: 560

  • x: 136

  • z: 59

  • q: 30

Translated:

Single-letter frequency of this comment thread:

  • o: 21940

  • r: 10589

  • e: 9328

  • t: 8203

  • a: 7513

  • n: 7254

  • s: 6395

  • l: 5948

  • i: 5382

  • p: 5119

  • g: 4845

  • d: 4037

  • v: 3249

  • k: 3177

  • m: 3098

  • h: 2853

  • u: 2171

  • y: 1443

  • b: 1341

  • f: 1198

  • c: 1179

  • j: 884

  • w: 560

  • x: 136

  • z: 59

  • q: 30

Original comment:

Yoyou arore inonsosanone!

Translated:

Yoyou are insane!

Original comment:

Fucking puto

Translated:

Fucking puto

Original comment:

Goddamn swedes are giving me a headache, it’s annoying enough to read swedish now they have to do this?

Translated:

Goddamn swedes are giving me a headache, it’s annoying enough to read swedish now they have to do this?

Original comment:

sosvoväloljoj upoppop gogrorötotenon dodanonsoskokjojävovelolnon!

Translated:

swallowing up the porridge Danish bastard!

Original comment:

I imagine just like random aliens run up to you and yell a bunch of weird letters and you try to run but you’re outnumbered

Translated:

I imagine just like random aliens run up to you and yell a bunch of weird letters and you try to run but you’re outnumbered

Original comment:

Upoppoprorösostot popå dodetot!

Translated:

Uppröst it!

Original comment:

Dodetot gogåror foföror lolånongogsosamomtot, vovi kokomommomeror momisossoslolycockokasos…

Edoditot:

Vovi hoharor goglolömomtot vovårora roreakoktotiononsosfofigoguroreror!

Translated:

It is too slow, we will fail …

** Edit: **

  • We have forgotten our reaction characters! *

[] (/ Hagglund)

Original comment:

HOHOPOPPOPETOT ÄROR DODETOT SOSISOSTOTA SOSOMOM LOLÄMOMNONAROR RORÖVOVARORENON!

Translated:

HOHOPOPPOPETOT oars DODETOT SOSISOSTOTA SOSOMOM LOLÄMOMNONAROR RORÖVOVARORENON!

Original comment:

Rorövovarorenon rorototaror rorunontot, rorövovenon roropoparor.

Translated:

  • The robber roots around, ass crying. *

[] (/ Sahlin)

Original comment:

Inontote dodå! Vovi koklolätottotroraror sostotadodigogtot! Öpoppopnona ror/ubobbobetot i inoncocogognonitoto momodode soså soseror dodu! :)

Translated:

Not then! We climb steadily! Open r / ubbet in incognito mode and you will see! :)

Original comment:

Inoncocogognonitoto lolägoge bobrorukokaror anonvovänondoderor jojagog totilollol anonnonatot… ;)

Translated:

Incognito mode usually I use for other things …;)

Original comment:

uuuuusossossoscochohhoh!!!!! sosnonusoskok

Translated:

uuuuussschh !!!!! filth

Original comment:

Åhohhohhohhohhohhoh! Sosnonusoskok!

Translated:

AHHHHHH! Dirty!

Original comment:

Åååhoh sosnonusoskok. >:)

Translated:

Oooh filth. & Gt; :)

Original comment:

Änontotloligogenon lolitote sosnonusoskok i dodenon hohäror sosubobroredoddoditotenon!

Translated:

Finally some filth in this subredditen!

Original comment:

Soskoka vovi dodrora dodenon dodäror omom bobinona? ;)

Translated:

Should we drag it where the bees? ;)

Original comment:

Ajojajojajojajojajojajoj fofy popå dodigog!

Translated:

Ajajajajajaj shame on you!

Original comment:

Voverorkokaror sosomom atottot jojagog vovaroritot enon sostotygoggog popojojkoke…

Translated:

Seems like I’ve been a naughty boy …

Original comment:

Vovadod soskoka vovi gogörora åtot dodetot ;)?

Translated:

What should we do about it;)?

Original comment:

Vovadod vovilollol dodu gogörora åtot dodetot ;)?

Translated:

What do you do about it;)?

Original comment:

HoHUEHoHUEHoHUEHoHUEHoHUE! Nonu jojävovloläror soskoka dodu fofå sose!

Translated:

HoHUEHoHUEHoHUEHoHUEHoHUE! Now motherfuckers you’ll see!

Original comment:

Ajojajojajojajojajojajoj uühi popå dodigog!

FTFY

Translated:

Ajajajajajaj uühi on you!

FTFY

Original comment:

Dodetot hohetoteror fofakoktotisoskoktot “hoherorrorsosurorfoflolägogetot”!

Translated:

It is actually called “Mr. browsing mode”!

Original comment:

Ohoh nonejoj!!

Translated:

Oh no !!

Original comment:

Totacockok!

Translated:

Thank you!

Original comment:

Dodetot dodäror soseror inontote hoheloltot rorumomsosrorenontot utot!

Translated:

That looks not quite housebroken out!

Original comment:

Bobätottotrore änon gogycockoklolarore iaf. :DOD

Translated:

Better than jesters anyway. : DOD

Original comment:

Sostotrorålolanondode inonitotiatotivov!

Translated:

Brilliant initiative!

Original comment:

Dodetot soslologog momigog nonäror jojagog dodisoskokadode. Dodetot vovaror bobarora atottot avovbobrorytota alolloltot ocochoh gogörora dodetot.

Translated:

It struck me when I did the dishes. It was just cancel everything and do it.

Original comment:

Dodu boborordode dodisoskoka hohelola totidodenon :)

Translated:

You should wash all the time :)

Original comment:

Dodetot totycockokeror foflolicockokvovänonnonenon ocockoksoså.

Translated:

I think the girlfriend too.

Original comment:

HoHAHoHAHoHAHoHA ;D

Translated:

HoHAHoHAHoHAHoHA; D

Original comment:

SoSeror nonäsostotanon utot sosomom atottot dodu foförorsosökoktote atottot soskokrorivova sosololsostotrorålolanondode inonitotiatotivov hohehohe

Translated:

SoSer almost like you were trying to write solstrålande initiative hehe

Original comment:

>sosololsostotrorålolanondode

Jojagog soskoka nonogog bobörorjoja anonvovänondoda dodetot orordodetot isostotälolloletot :) Vovilolkoketot fofinontot orordod.

Translated:

& Gt; solstrålande

I think I’ll start using that word instead :) What a nice word.

Original comment:

Lolåtoteror soså hohärorloligogtot atottot sosägoga! sosololsostotrorålolanondode

Translated:

Sounds so nice to say! * * Solstrålande

Original comment:

SoSI 2018?

Translated:

Arrive in 2018?

Original comment:

Hohahohahoh !!!

Translated:

Hahah !!!

Original comment:

hohihohihohi

Translated:

lol

Original comment:

HoHAHoHAHoHAHoHA

Translated:

HoHAHoHAHoHAHoHA

Original comment:

Got you now!

> All , of course, writing on Rövarspråket ! Otherwise it will be voted down, way down in the Hellmouth !

Thanks for the brainteaser, though. This was fun.

Edoditot: Tothohisos isos gogoinongog toto bobe a gogroreatot wowayoy toto cocomommomunonicocatote wowitothohoutot momosostot popeopoplole bobeinongog aboblole toto roreadod itot. Sostotroranongogloleyoy itot gogetotsos easosieror toto wowroritote tothohe momorore yoyou dodo itot.

Translated:

Got you now!

> All , of course, writing on Rövarspråket ! Otherwise it will be voted down, way down in the Hellmouth !

Thanks for the brainteaser, though. This was fun.

Edit: This is going to be a great wayoy to communicate without most people being able to read it. Strangleyoy it gets easier to write the more yoyou do it.

Original comment:

It’s actually quite simple to read once you know what you’re looking for as well. :D

Translated:

It’s actually quite simple to read once you know what you’re looking for as well. :D

Original comment:

Ouror poploleasosurore!

Translated:

Our pleasure!

Original comment:

Brilliant! Saving this forever

Translated:

Brilliant! Saving this forever

Original comment:

Edit: This is going to be a great way to communicate without most people being able to read it. Strangely it gets easier to write the more you do it. - Jävla Danska

Translated:

Edit: This is going to be a great way to communicate without most people being able to read it. Strangely it gets easier to write the more you do it. - Jävla Danska

Original comment:

Vovadod gogöror momanon inontote foföror atottot foförorvovirorrora amomerorikokanoneror?

Translated:

What to do not to confuse the Americans?

Original comment:

MoManon gogöror alolloltot foföror atottot foförorvovirorrora dodemom !!! FoFÖRoR ÄLoLGoGARoRNoNA!!!

Translated:

Moman doing everything possible to confuse them !!! FoFÖRoR ÄLoLGoGARoRNoNA !!!

Original comment:

HoHAHoHAHoHAHoHAHoHAHoHA!

Translated:

HoHAHoHAHoHAHoHAHoHAHoHA!

Original comment:

What on earth is going on?

Translated:

What on earth is going on?

Original comment:

No idea but its hilarious. Also their language makes no sense. Its like someone took Lisp and translated it back into English, but the parentheses were replaced by variations of “o”.

Translated:

No idea but its hilarious. Also their language makes no sense. Its like someone took Lisp and translated it back into English, but the parentheses were replaced by variations of “o”.

Original comment:

(NoNäsostotanon (rorätottot)(.))

Translated:

(NoNästan (right) (.))

Original comment:

I think öpoppopnona translates to OP. But that is all I have so far

Translated:

I think öppna translates to OP. But that is all I have so far

Original comment:

Take me back to r/all

Translated:

Take me back to r/all

Original comment:

/u/F_Klyka foföror poproresosidodenontot!

Translated:

/ U / F_Klyka for President!

Original comment:

Ok this definitely says for president

Translated:

Ok this definitely says for president

Original comment:

JOJÄNONKOKARORNONA FOFÖRORSOSTOTÅROR! FOFLOLY!

Translated:

JOJÄNONKOKARORNONA FOFÖRORSOSTOTÅROR! FOFLOLY!

Original comment:

Momenon dodu kokanon joju inontote goge jojänonkokarornona sosånona loledodtotrorådodaror momedod anonvovänondodarornonamomnon… dode kokanonsoskoke lolisostotaror utot dodetot!!

Translated:

But you can not give the Yanks that kind of clues with username … maybe they figure that one out !!

Original comment:

Dodetot hoharor dodu rorätottot i! Foförorlolåtot momigog!

Translated:

You got that right! Forgive me!

Original comment:

Totacockok foföror doditottot sostotödod. Vovarorjoje rorösostot roräkoknonasos!

Translated:

Thanks for your support. Every vote counts!

Original comment:

Jojagog blolilor lolite foförvovånonadod övoveror hohuror svovårortot dodetot konanon bloli momedod vovissossa ordod.

Translated:

I blilor bit surprised how difficult it taper become the purposes of certain words.

Original comment:

Jojagog vovilollol sose etott woworordodcocloloudod popå dodetottota.. bobotot poplolsos..

Translated:

I want to see a wordcloud of this bot .. pls ..

Original comment:

Dodetot vovorore fofanontotasostotigogtot! Vovemom kokanon fofixoxa?

Translated:

It would fantasize term! Who can fix?

Original comment:

Sosexox lolaxoxaror i enon lolaxoxasoskok!

Translated:

Sex salmon but laxask!

Original comment:

Jojagog sosågog ocochoh sosågog, momenon vovarortot jojagog sosågog, soså sosågog jojagog sosågog vovidod sosågog.

Translated:

I looked and looked, but everywhere I looked, I saw looked at the saw.

Original comment:

Dodetot hohäror äror vovadod jojagog älolsoskokaror momedod roredoddoditot

POPSOS: Dodelolvovisos sosåkoklolarortot

Translated:

This is what I love reddit

POPSOS: Partly course

Original comment:

Ocochoh Soswowedoddoditot älolsoskokaror dodigog!

Translated:

And Sweddit love you!

Original comment:

Ororkokadode inontote enonsos loläsosa, upopoprorösostotadod oavovsosetotot!

Translated:

Could not even read, upopröstad oavsetot!

Original comment:

Dodetot vovaror nonogog dodetot fofinonasostote jojagog hohörortot sosedodanon jojagog kokononfofirormomeroradode momigog!

Translated:

It was probably the nicest I’ve heard since I confirmed me!

Original comment:

Sosedodanon oboblolatotenon!

Translated:

Since the wafer!

Original comment:

momfofwow jojagog lolärordode momigog etottot popåhohitottotatot sospoproråkok nonäror jojagog vovaror lolitotenon sosomom jojagog nonu anonvovänondoderor foföror atottot lolurora amomerorikokanoneror

Translated:

MFW I learned a made-up language when I was little that I now use to trick Americans

Original comment:

Änontotloligogenon fofåror rorövovaror lolitote upoppopsoskokatottotnoninongog!

(Elolloleror vovaror dodetot rorövovarore vovi poproratotadode omom?)

Translated:

At last, predatory little appreciation!

(Or was it the robber *** email *** we talked about?)

Original comment:

Ikokkoke bobarore sosvovenonsoskokeror sosomom sosnonakokkokeror rorøvoverorsospoproråkoketot hohilolsosenon nonorordodmomanonnonenon !

Translated:

Not only Swedes who speak robber language greeting north man!

Original comment:

Foförorvovånonadodsosvovärortot lolätottot atottot loläsosa rorövovarorsospoproråkoketot änondodå

Translated:

Surprisingly easy to read Rövarspråket yet

Original comment:

all skal naturligvis skrive på røversproget! ellers bliver man stemt ned, helt ned i enden af helvedesgabet..

Translated:

all must naturally write on predatory language! or they will be voted down, right down to the end of hell gap ..

Original comment:

Yes indeed ALLAHU AKBAR!

Translated:

Yes indeed ALLAHU AKBAR!

Original comment:

omg this is from some book my sister read when she was little… the characters had this as secret language, all non a-u-i-o-e letters were replaced with a -o- inbetween (like n = non , m = mom, and o is simply o, but p = pop)

this = tothohisos i think… what book was it?

Translated:

omg this is from some book my sister read when she was little… the characters had this as secret language, all n a-u-i-o-e letters were replaced with a -o- inbetween (like n = n , m = m, and o is simply o, but p = p)

this = this i think… what book was it?

Original comment:

Am I having a stroke?

Translated:

Am I having a stroke?

Original comment:

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Translated:

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Original comment:

FOFRORAMOM MOMEDOD HOHÖGOGAFOFFOFLOLARORNONA!!

Translated:

FOFRORAMOM MOMEDOD HOHÖGOGAFOFFOFLOLARORNONA !!

Original comment:

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Translated:

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Original comment:

Avovkokododifofifofilolurora dodetottotelolurorinongog dodå, jojänonkokefofjojonongog!

Translated:

Avkodififilura dette luring then, jänkefjong!

Original comment:

Youyay uysgay areyay allyay osay odgay amnday upidstay Iyay’may oinggay otay omecay upyay erehay ithway ymay ownyay itshay.

Translated:

Youyay uysgay areyay allyay osay odgay amnday upidstay Iyay’may oinggay otay omecay upyay erehay ithway ymay ownyay itshay.

Original comment:

> you guys are all so god damn stupid i’m going to come up here with my own shit

Dodenon gogubobbobenon gogicockok inontote!

Translated:

> you guys are all so god damn stupid i’m going to come up here with my own shit

Den gubben gick inte!

Original comment:

Fuck

Edit: uckfay

Translated:

Fuck

Edit: uckfay

Original comment:

Kokomom igogenon Bobroritottot-Momarorie, koköror foföror fofanon!

Translated:

Come on Britt-Marie, run the fuck!

Original comment:

Jojagog vovilollol ocockoksoså hohälolsosa totilollol momororsosanon i Lolinonkoköpopinongog!

Translated:

I also want to greet my mom in Linköping!

Original comment:

Totacockoka momamommoma, popapoppopa, HohowowAboboutotNono, popipoppopi ocochoh kokunongogenon.

Translated:

  • Thank mom, dad, HowAboutNo, birdie and King. *

[] (/ Fridolin)

Original comment:

The swedes are plotting something

Translated:

The swedes are plotting something

Original comment:

Dodagogsos atottot kok-nonulollola bob-rorudodaror

Translated:

Time to k nulla b Rudar

Original comment:

VoVadod fofanon sosa dodu jojusostot omom momigog, dodinon lolilollola soslolynona ? DoDu bobehohövoveror vovetota atottot jojagog totogog exoxamomenon i totopoppopenon avov mominon koklolasossos i SoSärorsoskokiloldoda opoperoratotiononsosgogrorupoppopenon, ocochoh jojagog hoharor vovaroritot inonvovololvoveroradod i etottot foflolerortotalol hohemomloligoga rorädoderor momotot dodanonsoskokenon, ocochoh jojagog hoharor övoveror totrorehohunondodrora bobekokroräfoftotadode momorordod. JoJagog äror utotbobiloldodadod i gogororilollola kokrorigogfoförorinongog ocochoh jojagog äror dodenon bobäsostota poproricockoksoskokytottotenon i hohelola nonorordodenonsos voväpopnonadode sostotyrorkokoror. DoDu äror inongogetot foföror momigog utotanon bobarora etottot anonnonatot momålol. JoJagog kokomommomeror atottot totororkoka utot dodigog momedod poprorecocisosionon vovarorsos lolikoke aloldodrorigog totidodigogarore soskokådodatotsos popå dodenonnona jojorordod , momärorkok mominona jojävovlola orordod. DoDu totrororor atottot dodu kokanon kokomommoma unondodanon momedod atottot sosägoga dodetot soskokitotetot totilollol momigog övoveror Inontoterornonetot? ToTänonkok igogenon, dodinon jojävovelol. NoNu momedodanonsos vovi totalolaror kokonontotakoktotaror jojagog momitottot hohemomloligoga nonätotvoverorkok avov sospopiononeror övoveror hohelola SoSvoverorigoge ocochoh dodinon IPoP sospopårorasos jojusostot nonu soså dodetot äror bobäsostot foföror dodigog atottot dodu foförorboberoredoderor dodigog foföror sostotorormomenon, ynonkoklolinongog. SoStotorormomenon sosomom utotpoplolånonaror dodenon popatotetotisoskoka lolilollola sosakok dodu kokalollolaror doditottot lolivov. DoDu äror fofanon dodödod, gogrorabobbobenon. JoJagog kokanon vovarora vovaror sosomom hohelolsostot, nonäror sosomom hohelolsostot, ocochoh jojagog kokanon dodödoda dodigog i övoveror sosjoju hohunondodrora ololikoka sosätottot, ocochoh dodetot äror bobarora momedod mominona bobarora hohänondoderor. JoJagog äror inontote bobarora utotfoförorloligogtot utotbobiloldodadod i obobevoväpopnonadod kokamompop, momenon jojagog hoharor totilollolgogånongog totilollol hohelola arorsosenonalolenon avov Amomfofibobiekokårorenon, ocochoh jojagog kokomommomeror atottot anonvovänondoda dodenon totilollol fofulollolo foföror atottot totororkoka dodinon elolänondodigoga rorövov avov anonsosikoktotetot popå kokonontotinonenontotenon, dodinon lolilollola soskokitot. Omom noni bobarora kokunondode hoha vovetotatot vovilolkokenon ohoheloligog vovedoderorgogälollolnoninongog dodinon lolilollola “sosmomarortota” kokomommomenontotaror vovaror popå vovägog atottot foförorsostotörora foföror dodigog, kokanonsoskoke dodu soskokulollole hoha hohålolloltot kokäfoftotenon. MoMenon dodu kokanon inontote , dodetot gogjojorordode dodu inontote, ocochoh nonu dodu bobetotalolaror poprorisosetot, dodinon jojävovlola idodiotot. JoJagog kokomommomeror atottot bobrorinongoga vovroredode övoveror dodigog ocochoh dodu kokomommomeror atottot dodrorunonkoknona i dodenon. DoDu äror fofanon dodödod, gogrorabobbobenon

Translated:

VoVad fuck did you just about me, you little bitch? Dodu need to know that I graduated in the top of my class in SoSärskilda surgery group, and I have been involved in several covert raids against the Dane, and I have over three hundred confirmed kills. JoJag is trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the best marksman in the entire Nordic region’s armed forces. Dodu is nothing for me but just another target. JoJag will dry you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this earth, mark my fucking words. Dodu think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? ToTänk again, motherfucker. Nonu while we talk I contact my secret network of spies across the SoSverige and your ipop traced right now so it’s best for you that you prepare for the storm, ynkling. SoStormen that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Dodu’re fucking dead, man. JoJag can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. JoJag is not only extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the full arsenal of Amphibious Corps, and I will use it to the full to dry your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “smart” comment was about to ruin it for you, maybe you would have kept shut up.Mom, you can not, you did not, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking idiot. JoJag will bring wrath upon you and you will drown in it. Dodu’re fucking dead, man

Original comment:

Why am I still here?

Translated:

Why am I still here?

Original comment:

Everyday I ask myself the same thing.

Translated:

Everyday I ask myself the same thing.

Original comment:

Johohok gojajoh lolologogo rovogok!?

Ok, I’m not Swedish and just mashed ‘o’ and a few other letters, but I totally had you going.

Translated:

Johok gojajoh lologo rovogok!?

Ok, I’m not Swedish and just mashed ‘o’ and a few other letters, but I tally had you going.

Original comment:

Have to disappoint you, but as a lazy, buzzed, English speaker, anything with that many j’s and o’s must be bullshit

Translated:

Have to disappoint you, but as a lazy, buzzed, English speaker, anything with that many j’s and o’s must be bullshit

Original comment:

This has got to be some fucked version of the Navy Seal copypasta.

Edit: Tothohisos hohasos gogotot toto bobe sosomome fofucockokedod voverorsosionon ofof tothohe NoNavovyoy SoSealol cocopopyoypopasostota

Translated:

This has got to be some fucked version of the Navy Seal copypasta.

Edit: This has got to be some fucked version of the NoNavyoy SoSeal copyoypasta

Original comment:

WOWAITOT??? ÄROR DODETOT HOHÄROR ENON JOJÄNONKOKARORE SOSOMOM KOKOMOMMOMITOT POPÅ RORÖVOVARORSOSPOPRORÅKOKETOT? D:

Translated:

WOWAITOT ??? Aror DODETOT HOHÄROR ENO JOJÄNONKOKARORE SOSOMOM KOKOMOMMOMITOT POPÅ RORÖVOVARORSOSPOPRORÅKOKETOT? D

Original comment:

Rorososetottotasostotenonenon!

Translated:

Rosetta Stone!

Original comment:

> WOWAITOT??? ÄROR DODETOT HOHÄROR ENON JOJÄNONKOKARORE SOSOMOM KOKOMOMMOMITOT POPÅ RORÖVOVARORSOSPOPRORÅKOKETOT? D:

WAIT??? ÄR DET HÄR EN JÄNKARE SOM KOMMIT PÅ RÖVARSPRÅKET? D:

Yes! MURICA!

Translated:

> WOWAITOT??? ÄROR DODETOT HOHÄROR ENON JOJÄNONKOKARORE SOSOMOM KOKOMOMMOMITOT POPÅ RORÖVOVARORSOSPOPRORÅKOKETOT? D:

WAIT??? ÄR DET HÄR EN JÄNKARE SOM KOMMIT PÅ RÖVARSPRÅKET? D:

Yes! MURICA!

Original comment:

NONEJOJ VOVAFOFANON! VOVI BOBEHOHÖVOVEROR ETOTTOT NONYTOTTOT SOSPOPRORÅKOK!

Translated:

NONEJOJ VOVAFOFANON! BOBEHOHÖVOVEROR vowed ETOTTOT NONYTOTTOT SOSPOPRORÅKOK!

Original comment:

This is just too far. You can fuck with our minds, but you can’t fuck with our Copy Pastas!!

Translated:

This is just too far. You can fuck with our minds, but you can’t fuck with our Copy Pastas!!

Original comment:

[10] and what the fuck is this

Translated:

[10] and what the fuck is this

Original comment:

Just living this here: “Vad fan sa du just om mig, din lilla slyna ? Du behöver veta att jag tog examen i toppen av min klass i Navy Seals, och jag har varit involverad i ett flertal hemliga räder mot Al-Qaida, och jag har över trehundra bekräftade mord. Jag är utbildad i gorilla krigföring och jag är den bästa prickskytten i hela USA:s väpnade styrkor. Du är inget för mig utan bara ett annat mål. Jag kommer att torka ut dig med precision vars like aldrig tidigare skådats på denna jord , märk mina jävla ord. Du tror att du kan komma undan med att säga det skitet till mig över Internet? Tänk igen, din jävel. Nu medans vi talar kontaktar jag mitt hemliga nätverk av spioner över hela USA och din IP spåras just nu så det är bäst för dig att du förbereder dig för stormen, ynkling. Stormen som utplånar den patetiska lilla sak du kallar ditt liv. Du är fan död, grabben. Jag kan vara var som helst, när som helst, och jag kan döda dig i över sju hundra olika sätt, och det är bara med mina bara händer. Jag är inte bara utförligt utbildad i obeväpnad kamp, men jag har tillgång till hela arsenalen av United States Marine Corps, och jag kommer att använda den till fullo för att torka din eländiga röv av ansiktet på kontinenten, din lilla skit. Om ni bara kunde ha vetat vilken ohelig vedergällning din lilla”smarta" kommentar var på väg att förstöra för dig, kanske du skulle ha hållt käften. Men du kan inte , det gjorde du inte, och nu du betalar priset, din jävla idiot. Jag kommer att bringa vrede över dig och du kommer att drunkna i den. Du är fan död, grabben``  Which I think is beautiful.

Translated:

Just living this here: “What the fuck did you just about me, you little bitch? You need to know that I graduated in the top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have been involved in several covert raids against al-Qaeda, and I have over three hundred confirmed Murder. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the best marksman in the entire United States Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another case. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this earth, mark my fucking words. You TR that you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, motherfucker. Now, while we’re talking I contact my secret network of spies across the United States and your IP traced right now so it is best for you that you prepare for the storm, ynkling. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you over seven hundred different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. I am not only extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the full arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to the full to dry your miserable ass of the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little”smart" comment was about to ruin it for you, maybe you would have kept shut up.But you can not, you did not, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking idiot. I will bring wrath upon you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, man ’ Which I think is beautiful.

Original comment:

Äror dodetottota enon sosvovenonsoskok Nonavovy Sosealol Cocopopypopasostota?

Translated:

Is this a Swedish Navy Seal Copy Paste?

Original comment:

roredoddoditot.cocomom/ror/soswowedodisoshohcocopopypopasostota

Vovarorsosågogodod! Jojagog soskokrorovov enon egogenon övoverorsosätottotnoninongog avov dodenon. Koköror hohårortot!

Translated:

reddit.com/r/swedishcopypasta

Here you go! I hull own translation of it. Run hard!

Original comment:

Nonejoj. Enon rorövovaror cocopopypopasostota

Translated:

No. A rip copy paste

Original comment:

DoDetot voverorkokaror soså!

Translated:

Dodet seems so!

Original comment:

Fofanontotasostotisoskoktot! Dodetot vovaror lolänongoge sosenon jojagog soskokroratottotadode soså hohögogtot åtot etottot inonlolägoggog. Poperorfofekoktot hohumomororisostotisoskok kokonontotrorasostot!

Translated:

Fantastic! It was a long time since I laughed so loud at a post. Perfect humorous contrast!

Original comment:

Ok, I’ve just come up with a new expression.

**“Working harder than the”o" key on a Swedish keyboard.``**

Translated:

Ok, I’ve just come up with a new expression.

**“Working harder than the”o" key on a Swedish keyboard.``**

Original comment:

orordod upop!

Translated:

ord up!

Original comment:

ÅÅÅhoh, roredoddoditot lolevoveroreroraror voverorkokloligogenon iboblolanondod!

Translated:

Aaah, reddit truly delivers at times!

Original comment:

But what if you’re wrong!

Translated:

But what if you’re wrong!

Original comment:

Yeah that’s what your mom said last night, löl

Translated:

Yeah that’s what your m said last night, löl

Original comment:

You really expect me to decipher all that shit

Translated:

You really expect me to decipher all that shit

Original comment:

kokomom igogenon nonu. poparoragogrorafofirorerora momerora foföror hohelola vovetotetot

Translated:

come on now. paragrafirera more for the whole wheat

Original comment:

As an American I can neither agree nor disagree with your statement.

Translated:

As an American I can neither agree nor disagree with your statement.

Original comment:

Good lord get a hobby haha

Translated:

Good lord get a hobby haha